ATTENTION: IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!
MY BELT HAS BEEN STOLEN, IF YOU SEE ANY EBAY
LISTINGS PLEASE REPORT BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY!!!!
-M >:(.
MEAT MYSTERY?
THIS WEEK WE ARE LOOKING INTO THE RUMORS OF ACTIVITY AT THE NEW PIZZA PLACE,
IT’S POSSIBLE THAT RECENT CONSTRUCTION HAS LEAD TO A DISTURBANCE OF RESTING SPIRITS
WHILE WE'RE AT IT WE WILL BE TESTING THE QUALITY OF THEIR FOOD, MENU ITEMS SUCH AS “MEAT SWEATS” HAS PEAKED MY MORBID CURIOSITY
WILL REPORT BACK SOON WITH OUR FINDINGS
-M :).
GHOST CAUGHT ON CAMERA!!!
EXCITING NEWS!!! THIS WEEK WE WERE ABLE TO CAPTURE FOOTAGE OF A POSSIBLE PARANORMAL ENTITY NEAR THE [REDACTED] LAKE,
IMAGE OF GHOST SIGHTING (TAKEN 2/02/XX)
IMPORTANT UPDATE: UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE CONFIRMED THE FIGURE TO BE LOCAL GOTH TEEN JEREMY, BUT ON THE BRIGHTSIDE HE APPRECIATED THE PHOTOGRAPH
NEW ALIEN “EVIDENCE” FOR US THIS WEEK, AN ALIEN SPECIMEN PRESENTED AT THE UFO HUNTERS COMMITTEE BY THE "STAR TRACKERS SOCIETY" AT THEIR LAST MEETING
IMAGE OF SUPPOSED ALIEN SPECIMEN(TAKEN 2/02/XX)
SPECULATION WITHIN THE COMMUNITY HAS BEEN SPLIT, I FOR ONE AM NOT CONVINCED BY THE RESEARCH GATHERED SO FAR. I DON’T KNOW WHY THE COMMITTEE CONTINUE TO LET ANY RANDOM IDIOT OFF THE STREET WASTE EVERYBODY’S TIME BRINGING IN THEIR LATEST CRAFT PROJECT BUT IT'S GETTING TIRING!
LET’S HOPE NEXT MONTH BRINGS US SOMETHING MORE SUBSTANTIAL
EDIT: P.S TO WHOEVER RUNS THE STAR TRACKERS PAGE STOP EMAILING ME!
